TWO JOKES

A little mosquito took to its wings for the first time.

When it returned, the father asked: How did it feel?

Oh, it felt great. People were clapping wherever I went!!

 

An old man was lying on the hospital bed waiting to be given a sponge bath.

The young trainee nurse was feeling shy. Just then, the Doctor entered,

on hisĀ  morning rounds. Grasping the situation, he told the young Miss:

It’s simple. Start from the head, and go down as far as possible.

Then, start from the feet, and go up as far as possible.

Hearing this, the old man, full of mischief, half sat up, and said:

But Doctor, then what about “POSSIBLE”?!!!

 

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